OMG. Again in the wormhole of Blogs.. and I stumble upon the F#%K IT LIST

watch this…..(don’t worry.. it’s not “bad”… you can watch this at work)

 Here’s mine (I posted some of these on the comment section of the Blog Posting.. but I felt like adding more..)

I WON’T:
– EVER ACCEPT LESS THAN I DESERVE AGAIN!
– EVER EAT CELERY (UNLESS YOU PAY ME A LOT OF MONEY!!!)
– EVER HAVE MY VAJAYJAY PIERCED
– EVER BELIEVE I’VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
– EVER GET INTO HEAVY METAL OR HARD CORE RAP
– EVER UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY PEOPLE DON’T SEE THE MISUSE OF POWER IN ORGANIZED RELIGION.
– STOP MISSING MY GRANDPA FOR NOT BEING HERE TO VISIT WHEN I WANT TO.
– EVER DECIDE TO LOVE AIR CONDITIONING. (OPEN THEM WINDOWS PLEASE!)
– UNDERSTAND WHY MY PARENTS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE… OY VEY!
– EVER GIVE UP TRYING TO FIND MY PURPOSE!!!! DAMN IT!
– EVER BE ASHAMED OF CRYING (IN PUBLIC/PRIVATE/TO MY CAT…)
– STOP BEING MOVED BY MUSIC AND ART.
– STOP BELIEVING IN GOD.
– STOP DAYDREAMING ABOUT MEETING A CELEBRITY IN A BOOKSTORE.
- STOP WISHING TO GET A (good) 10,000 CHECK IN THE MAIL.
- STOP LOVING MY FRIENDS (PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE) 
- STOP BELIEVING THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
- START BITING MY NAILS
- GIVE UP ON MY DREAM TO LEARN TO SIGN AND UNDERSTAND SIGN WELL ENOUGH TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH A DEAF STRANGER.
- EVER LIVE IN THE MIDWEST (NO OFFENSE)
- STOP BEING A SENSITIVE PERSON.
- START WATCHING THE NEWS..no thanks.
- STOP DAYDREAMING OF MY DREAM HOUSE.
- ALWAYS COLOR IN THE LINES.
- EVER STOP DRINKING COFFEE IN THE MORNING.
- STOP BEING A SEARCHER
- EVER TRULY BE COMFORTABLE WITH THE DARK
- EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WATCH ANOTHER SCARY MOVIE.
- EVER STOP BEING PROUD THAT I LIKE TO READ.
- THINK THAT PERECTION EXISTS.
- EVER THINK THAT YOU HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT EITHER.
- EVER GIVE UP ON LOSING WEIGHT (AND KEEPING IT OFF AND WEARING A BIKINI)
- EVER BECOME 100% SPONTANEOUS. (BUT I’D LIKE TO LEARN TO BE A BIT MORE THAN I AM NOW)
- EVER PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING I’M NOT.
- EVER GIVE UP MY DREAM TO TRAVEL THROUGH ITALY (SIGH….)
- EVER GET INTO SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENTOLOGY…
- STOP LOVING MY HUSBAND FOR SAVING MY LIFE.
- STOP DANCING IN MY ROOM, CAR,ETC….
- EVER STOP BELIEVING IN THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE.
- EVER EVER EVER BELIEVE THAT NO DOESN’T MEAN NO.
- JUST START NOT WEARING MY SEATBELT.
- STOP WISHING THAT I WASN’T A MORE OUTDOORSY KINDA PERSON (I’M NOT.)

(THAT’S IT FOR NOW….. I MOST LIKELY WILL ADD MORE WHEN I FEEL I NEED A PICK ME UP BUT FOR NOW…)

I WILL:
– STOP HERE.

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